Some theories you should keep to your self...

In one of my more lucid moments I think I've come up with a new
addition to supplement my existing standards for finding Mrs. Right.
For those of you new to this, the current standards includes such
criteria as:

• "Can not be a Psychologist, Psychology Major, or generally anything that relates to the a fore mentioned fields of study."


• "Their mental stability must be equal, or greater then my own."


• "Does not want cause grievous bodily harm to any of my friends or family."


• "My friends & family do not want to cause grievous bodily harm to the candidate in question."


• and so on.

The new criteria might be:

• "Must be able to imagine that if the candidate in question had a theme song, it would be Joan Jett & the Blackhearts' cover of 'Love is All Around [the theme to The Mary Tyler Moore Show].'"

Yeah, now you know why criteria #2 is there. But the logic does make
a sort-of-sense. I can apply this to all the women who are dear to me
in my life and it works every time.

Whether or not I add this to the list I'm not sure. Part of me thinks
that it might be just a tad "unreasonable."